The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Exit light, enter night
The Misheard: Amstel light, drink all night
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Real Lyric: Reach down.......between my legs and.....ease the seat back
The Misheard: Reach down....between my legs, and......ease the seed bag
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Real Lyric: Never meant to make your daughter cry
The Misheard: Never meant to make your dolphin cry
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Real Lyric: my, my, looking for a guy guy i don't want him too shy but he's got to have the qualities that i like in a man strong, smart, affectionate
The Misheard: but he's got to have the qualities that i like in a man strong, smart and facial hair
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Real Lyric: I believe in miracles ... Where you from .... You sexy thing
The Misheard: I believe in miracles ... Play your bra ... You sexy thing
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Real Lyric: best friends week vacation to forget her his girl to a week worth vaule and slaping
The Misheard: her bestfriend took a weeks vacation to forget her, his girl took a week worth of valume and stabbing
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Real Lyric: Creole Lady Marmalade
The Misheard: The Frito Lady Momma Lied
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Real Lyric: Back to the howling old owl in the woods hunting the horny back toad
The Misheard: Back to the happy one out in the woods hunting the horny-backed toads
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Real Lyric: She's got electric boots, a mohair suit...
The Misheard: She's got electric boobs...
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Real Lyric: "She's got electric boots, a mohair suit..."
The Misheard: "She's got leggy grooves, or mohair soup..."
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