The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: just an urchin living under the street
The Misheard: winston churchill living up in a tree
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Real Lyric: She was lookin’ kind of dumb With her finger and her thumb
The Misheard: She was looking kinda dumb With her finger in her c**t
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Real Lyric: Reach out and touch faith.
The Misheard: Reach out and touch priests.
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Real Lyric: I got my head checked, By a jumbo jet.
The Misheard: I got my head shaved, By a Zamboni.
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Real Lyric: Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, So you don't confuse them with mountains.
The Misheard: Lucky that my breats are small and humble, So you don't confuse them with fountains.
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Real Lyric: Everyone needs a bosom for a pillow
The Misheard: Everyone needs a cushion for a pillow
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Real Lyric: You ain't never caught a rabbit and you ain't no friend of mine
The Misheard: You ain't ever called rabbit so you´re ain't no friend of mine
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Real Lyric: She's a killer queen gunpowder, gelatine dynamite with a laser beam
The Misheard: She's a killer queen somebody cut the cheese dynamite with a laser beam
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Real Lyric: big legged woman ain't got no soul
The Misheard: three legged woman ain't got no soul
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Real Lyric: Did you exchange A walk on part in the war for a lead roll in a cage
The Misheard: Did you exchange A walk on part in the war for a Negro in a cage
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