The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Bells on bobbed tails ring
The Misheard: Bells on cocktails ring
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Real Lyric: It's all you fault I screen my phone calls.
The Misheard: It's all you fault I scream for phone calls.
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Real Lyric: So I walk on up to the doorstep Through the screen and across the floor
The Misheard: So I walk on up to the doorstep They were screamin' across the floor
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Real Lyric: It's the thrill of the fight
The Misheard: It's the cream of the fight
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Real Lyric: I'm not talkin' bout' movin' in
The Misheard: I'm not talkin' bout the linen
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Real Lyric: Blow them horns along (or something like that)
The Misheard: Scrotum on the lawn
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Real Lyric: Her hair is harlowe gold
The Misheard: Her head is hollow goo
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Real Lyric: The way she looked was way beyond compare
The Misheard: The way she looked, her wavy arms and hair
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Real Lyric: Old Pirates, yes, they rob I.
The Misheard: Oh, Pirate ships, they rob us
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Real Lyric: Annie, are you ok?
The Misheard: Eddie, are you walking?
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