The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: There is no pain, you are receding.
The Misheard: There is no pain, you are a seal.
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Real Lyric: Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh.
The Misheard: Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse broken sleigh.
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Real Lyric: The shavin razor's cold, and it stings
The Misheard: The sheet we raise is cold and it stinks
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Real Lyric: or i'll just end up walking,in the cold november rain.
The Misheard: ROGER'S IN GIBRALTER,IN THE COLD NOVEMBER RAIN.
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Real Lyric: a mulatto,an albino,a mosquito,my libido.
The Misheard: mint milanos,rebel rhinos,it's jay leno,in a speedo.
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Real Lyric: Sweet emotion
The Misheard: Sweet moonshine
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Real Lyric: She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead.
The Misheard: She was looking kind of dumb with a finger and a thumb and the shape of an elf on her forehead.
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Real Lyric: pissin the night away
The Misheard: I love Shania Twain
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Real Lyric: my love for you will still be strong after the boys of summer have gone
The Misheard: my love for you will still be strong after the poison, sound of a gun
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Real Lyric: forever man
The Misheard: four-letter man
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