The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Breathe the pressure Come play my game I'll test ya Come play my game Exhale! Exhale!
The Misheard: Breathe the pressure Lets play a game of Twister Way way down Impale! Impale!
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Real Lyric: Rocket Man, burning out his fuse up here alone.
The Misheard: Rocket Man, burning out his shoes up every morn.
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Real Lyric: Just another manic Monday
The Misheard: Just another man named Monday
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Real Lyric: she looks like a flower but she stings like a bee
The Misheard: she looks like a fella but she stings like a bee
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Real Lyric: Slip inside my sleeping bag
The Misheard: Supersonic cigarette
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Real Lyric: Smooth operator
The Misheard: Oooh bumberella
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Real Lyric: An old man turned ninety-eight
The Misheard: An old man turned, and he ate
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Real Lyric: Walk this way
The Misheard: Porky slave
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Real Lyric: There is no pain, you are receding.
The Misheard: There is no pain, you are a seal.
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Real Lyric: Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh.
The Misheard: Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse broken sleigh.
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