The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: finished with my woman cause she couldn't help me with my mind people think i'm insane because i am frowning all the time
The Misheard: did it with my woman cause she couldn't help me with my mind people think i'm insane because i am brown and you're a Thai
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Real Lyric: A little ditty about Jack and Diane
The Misheard: A little titty, Jack and Diane
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Real Lyric: Songs that made the hit parade
The Misheard: Songs that made the Hitler raid
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Real Lyric: Tatoos of memories and dead skin on trial.....
The Misheard: tatoos of memories and ASKING on trial.
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Real Lyric: Hey, alright. If I get by.
The Misheard: its alright, porcupine.
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Real Lyric: The woman is wild, a she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar
The Misheard: The woman is wild, she can tell by the porridge that you are
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce another runner in the night
The Misheard: Wrapped up in douche in the middle of the night
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Real Lyric: Jeremy the wicked
The Misheard: Jeremy the wick head
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Real Lyric: I'm begging you please to come home
The Misheard: I'm begging you sneeze to come home
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Real Lyric: And still those voices are calling from far away,Wake you up in the middle of the night just to hear them say
The Misheard: And still those voices are calling from far away, we threw up in the middle of the night just to hear them say
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