The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: i ain't no holla back girl
The Misheard: i ain't no horny fat girl
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Real Lyric: In-A-Gadda-Da-Vita, baby
The Misheard: In a glob of Velveeta, baby
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Real Lyric: "Show me how you do that trick The one that makes me scream" she said
The Misheard: Show me how you do that trick The one that makes me scream "seasick!"
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Real Lyric: Goin' down the old mine with a transistor radio
The Misheard: Gunned down the old man with a transistor radio
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Real Lyric: Glorified version of a pellet gun
The Misheard: Glorified virgin on a pelican
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Real Lyric: Jai guru deva
The Misheard: Kangaroo Day Ra
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Real Lyric: I`ve got a nikon camera I`ld love to take your photograph if I took all the girls I knew when I was single,and brought them all together for one night
The Misheard: I`ve got a nice chrome camper,I`ld love to take you for a drive if you took all the girls I knew when I was single,brought them all to get a f--k one night
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Real Lyric: Tell Me why Aint nothing but a heartache Tell me why Aint nothing but a mistake
The Misheard: Tell me why Aint nothing except real gay Tell me why Aint nothing but a pee stain
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Real Lyric: finished with my woman cause she couldn't help me with my mind people think i'm insane because i am frowning all the time
The Misheard: did it with my woman cause she couldn't help me with my mind people think i'm insane because i am brown and you're a Thai
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Real Lyric: A little ditty about Jack and Diane
The Misheard: A little titty, Jack and Diane
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