The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: im a barbie girl, in a barbie world, life in plastic its fantastic, you can brush my hair undress me everywhere imagination life is your creation
The Misheard: im a barbie girl in a barbie world life in plastic im a spastic you can brush my fur undress me any wherrrrrrr imagination life is god creation
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Real Lyric: Our lips are sealed.
The Misheard: Alex the seal.
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Real Lyric: Rock the casbah... Rock the casbah...
The Misheard: F**k the asphalt... F**k the asphalt...
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Real Lyric: You gotta jump, jive, and then you wail
The Misheard: You gotta drunk drivin whale
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Real Lyric: I'm a loser baby, So why don't you kill me?
The Misheard: I'm a lizard baby So why don't you call me?
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Real Lyric: Walkin on, walkin on broken glass
The Misheard: Walkin home, walkin home broken down
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Real Lyric: I get knocked down, but I get up again No, you're never gonna keep me down
The Misheard: You can't get down from an elephant, You get down from a duck you idiot.
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Real Lyric: Movement of Jah people
The Misheard: Moon-men talk to people
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Real Lyric: its like tenthousand spoons when all you need is a knife
The Misheard: its like tenthousand fools when all you need is a guy
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Real Lyric: You strut your rasta wear and your suicide poem
The Misheard: You stretch your ass to wear, and your suicide bomb.
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