The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Everybody wants to take her heart away
The Misheard: Everybody wants to take her all the way
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Real Lyric: She must be mother nature's child 'cause she's running to the call of the wild
The Misheard: . . . 'cause she's running through the gut of the world - or - 'cause she's running through the call of the world
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Real Lyric: I cry "It's curtains today!"
The Misheard: I dry his curtains today!
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Real Lyric: I tried, but I could not find a way/ (CPL-593H)
The Misheard: I tried, but I could not find a way/ City elf, find my three eggs
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Real Lyric: Loosen Up My Buttons Babe
The Misheard: Lotion up my butt and spank it
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Real Lyric: Where silence paints an image of an ever-ringing bell
The Misheard: Where silence paints an image oven ever-ringing bell
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Real Lyric: Bring me a higher love
The Misheard: My daughter heard: "Bring me a pie of love" My son heard: "Bring me papaya, Love"
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Real Lyric: I cried, "It's curtains today!"
The Misheard: I dry his curtains today!
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Real Lyric: We're rock glamourous
The Misheard: Garage glamourous
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Real Lyric: Got a long list of ex-lovers
The Misheard: Ga lonely stomachs lovers
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