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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Ed Sheeran

    Song: I See Fire

    Real Lyric: Calling out father

    The Misheard: Calling out for the rope

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    Artist: Bob Dylan

    Song: Tangled Up In Blue

    Real Lyric: Tangled up in blue

    The Misheard: Tiger lovin' dude

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    Artist: Zedd

    Song: Clarity

    Real Lyric: Cause you are the piece of me I wish I didn't need

    The Misheard: Cause you are the piece of meat I wish I didn't eat

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    Artist: Chumbawamba

    Song: Tubthumping

    Real Lyric: I get knocked down, but I get up again-- you're never gonna keep me down.

    The Misheard: I get knocked down, but like an elephant, you're never gonna keep me down.

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    Artist: Tove Lo

    Song: Habits

    Real Lyric: I eat my dinner in the bathtub, then I go to sex clubs, watching freaky people getting it on

    The Misheard: I eat my dinner in the bathtub, then I go to sex tubs, watching freaky people eatin' a faun

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    Artist: Daughtry

    Song: Crawling Back To You

    Real Lyric: Out of my head, can't wait any longer

    The Misheard: Why am I hacking weed any longer?

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    Artist: Pokémon Soundtrack

    Song: Pokemon Theme (Indigo Intro/Closing)

    Real Lyric: Pokemon, (gotta catch them all) a heart so true Our courage will pull us through

    The Misheard: Pokemon, (gotta catch them all) a heart so true Our clourage will pull us through

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    Artist: The Strokes

    Song: Under Cover Of Darkness

    Real Lyric: "...jump out of bed and do it best."

    The Misheard: "...jump out of bed into a vest."

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    Artist: Maroon 5

    Song: Wake Up Call

    Real Lyric: Wake Up Call! Caught you in the morning with another one in my bed

    The Misheard: Go to Hell caught you in the morning with another one in my bed

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    Artist: Specials

    Song: Enjoy Yourself

    Real Lyric: Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think Enjoy yourself, while you're still in the pink 'Hello, I'm Terry & I'm going to enjoy myself first'

    The Misheard: Endure yourself, it's later than you think Endure yourself, while you're still in the pink 'Hello, I'm Terry and I'm going to endure myself first'

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