The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Michelle ma belle, sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble, tres bien ensemble.
The Misheard: Michelle, voices In the darkness are saying "I love you," And I'm saying it too.
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Real Lyric: Sleep with one eye open Gripping your pillow tight Exit light, enter night Take my hand, We're off to never never land
The Misheard: Sleep with one eye open Gripping your big low diet Ex to lay, enter my Anne Take my hand, thought you'd never never mend
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Real Lyric: With angelic host proclaim...
The Misheard: With the jelly toast proclaim...
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Real Lyric: One of these days, I'm going to cut you into little pieces. (so I've been informed)
The Misheard: One of these days, I'm going to dance with the evil creatures.
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Real Lyric: Honey bring it close to my lips its got to be big
The Misheard: honey bring your toast to my lips its got to be an egg
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Real Lyric: French for Games without Frontiers.
The Misheard: She's so funky yeah.
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Real Lyric: If you're filled with affection you're too shy to convey, meditate my direction.
The Misheard: If you're filled with infection you're too shy to relate, medicate my erection.
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Real Lyric: "Evil woman"
The Misheard: "Relieve a woman"
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Real Lyric: Take your passion, and make it happen
The Misheard: Take your pants down, and make it happen
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Real Lyric: You must be a limousine...
The Misheard: You must be a kitty free...
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