The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Killing me softly with his song
The Misheard: Killing me softly with his thong
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Real Lyric: Jesus loves you more than you will know
The Misheard: She's a slut more than you will know
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Real Lyric: Heart breaker, soul shaker I've been told about you Steamroller, midnight stroller What they've been saying must be true bridge: Red hot mama Velvet charmer Time's come to pay your dues
The Misheard: Heart break association I've been told about you Sippin' on a midnight soda What they been sayin' must be true Red hot mama Bad Pajama Just got to pay your dues...
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Real Lyric: Guantanamera, guajira Guantanamera
The Misheard: One ton a mayo, I need a one ton a mayo
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Real Lyric: ...if you like takin' walks at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
The Misheard: ...if you like takin' walks at midnight, in the dew suffocate.
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Real Lyric: Stayin' Alive Stayin' Alive
The Misheard: Stay in the light Stay in the light
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Real Lyric: Every time you go away - you take a piece of me, with you
The Misheard: Every time you go away - you take a piece of MEAT with you
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Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady
The Misheard: Do the funky lady
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Real Lyric: You're the one who makes me come running
The Misheard: You're the one who makes me the money
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Real Lyric: don't go chasing waterfalls
The Misheard: stone cold chains and waterfalls
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