The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck With a pink carnation and a pickup truck
The Misheard: I was a lonely teenager, drunk and f**ked, With a pink carnation and a pickup truck
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Real Lyric: Exit light, Enter night
The Misheard: Amstel Light, That beers' light.
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Real Lyric: i slam on the back of my dragula
The Misheard: i slam in the back of my chevorlette
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Real Lyric: Im a Barbie Girl.... In a barbie world....Life in plastic.. its fantastic.. you can brush my hair... undress me anywhere.....imagination life is your creation!
The Misheard: I'm a party girl...in a party world, dicks or plastics...it's fantastic...you can touch me there...caress me anywhere...and m**********n helps with my sensations...
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Real Lyric: We are spirits in the material world.
The Misheard: We are spareribs in the material world.
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Real Lyric: Love Shack
The Misheard: Love Shaft
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Real Lyric: There's a bad moon on the rise
The Misheard: Wear the bamboo on the right
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Real Lyric: Constant Craving
The Misheard: Can't stand craisins
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Real Lyric: Might as well face it, you're addicted to love.
The Misheard: Might as well face it, you're addicted to drugs.
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