The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce another runner in the night
The Misheard: Wrapped up like a douche another roamer in the night
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Real Lyric: I got me a car, it seats about 20 So hurry up and bring your jukebox money.
The Misheard: I got me a car, it seats about 20 So hurry up and play your jukebox monkey.
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Real Lyric: Oh Cecilia you're breaking my heart, you're shaking my confidence daily (Heard on vinyl)
The Misheard: Oh Cecilia you're breaking my heart, your're shaking my carpets once daily (heard much later on CD)
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Real Lyric: She drives me crazy Like no one else
The Misheard: She drives me crazy Like long white hair
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Real Lyric: I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, at your desire.
The Misheard: I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, kiss me sire.
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Real Lyric: behind the door, where my love reigned as queen
The Misheard: behind the door, where my love and i ate ice cream
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Real Lyric: Rocket Man, burning out his fuse up here alone
The Misheard: Rocket Man, buring out a piece of everyone
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Real Lyric: Pretty Women the kind I liked to meet
The Misheard: Pretty Women the kind that liked roast beef
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Real Lyric: All lies and jest, Still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.
The Misheard: All I suggest, Is a man he hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.
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Real Lyric: and it waits for you!
The Misheard: anal waste for you!
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