The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And I'm pins and I'm needles
The Misheard: And I'm pleased that I'm little
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Real Lyric: zig-a-zig ahhhh
The Misheard: pig-a-pig baaaa
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Real Lyric: got canned heat in my heels tonight baby
The Misheard: got candles in my feet tonight big ben
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Real Lyric: the world needs more wannabes
The Misheard: ok so my friend jenny was singing at the top of her lungs and i swear...'the world needs more one eyed pizza'
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Real Lyric: She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie
The Misheard: She don't like, she don't like, she don't like
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Real Lyric: And she'll have fun, fun, fun till her daddy took the T-Bird away
The Misheard: 'round 'round get
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Real Lyric: Down on the corner Out in the street Willie and the Poor Boys are playing Bring your nickels, tap your feet.
The Misheard: The pump boys in the band bringing nickels at your feet.
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Real Lyric: I'm not talking about moving in
The Misheard: I'm not talking about the linens
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Real Lyric: I'm not talking about moving in
The Misheard: I'm not talking about the linens
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Real Lyric: A mulatto An albino A mosquito My Libido
The Misheard: Mint Milano Owl bile I'm a schizo And a beetle
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