The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm starting with the man in the mirror, I'm asking him to change his ways
The Misheard: I'm looking for the man in the middle, I'm asking him to change his legs
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Real Lyric: When they gathered around and started talkin', that's when Billy would take me walkin'.
The Misheard: When they gathered around and started talkin', cousin Billy would take me walkin'.
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Real Lyric: got a fast car
The Misheard: got a fat-ass car
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Real Lyric: She was a day tripper, Sunday driver yeah,
The Misheard: She was a day tripper, some may ride her yeah,
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Real Lyric: My Maria,....
The Misheard: Diarrhea...
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Real Lyric: And no message could have been any clearer.
The Misheard: And no Mustang has a bance and a cliver.
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Real Lyric: and she'll have fun, fun, fun, until her daddy took the T-Bird away.
The Misheard: and she'll have fun, fun, fun, til her daddy sorta teetered away
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram. On a silver black phantom bike....
The Misheard: I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram. On a Cilla Black mountain bike...
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Real Lyric: Through the night with a light from above
The Misheard: Through the night with a light from a bulb
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Real Lyric: Peace on earth, and mercy mild
The Misheard: Peace on earth, and earth be quiet
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