The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: set them free
The Misheard: sit down please
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Real Lyric: Just got paid
The Misheard: Just got laid
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Real Lyric: When I get there she's got inscense, wine and candles....It's such a freaky scene.
The Misheard: When I get there she's got instant twilight candles....It's such a freaky scene.
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Real Lyric: There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do.
The Misheard: There's nothing that a hundred men or boys could ever do.
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Real Lyric: with the birds i'll share this lonely view
The Misheard: with the blood that's shed ( or with the birds in the shed ) its a lonely view
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Real Lyric: It's just another manic monday
The Misheard: It's just another magic monday I wish I were a sundae.
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Real Lyric: I'm a genie in a bottle
The Misheard: I've been cheating an albino
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Real Lyric: I'm not talkin' bout movin' in
The Misheard: I'm not talkin' bout the linen
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Real Lyric: I reach down, between my legs, ease the seat back...
The Misheard: I reach down, between my legs, ease the seed bag...
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Real Lyric: No dark sarcasm in the classroom
The Misheard: The dachsund has 'em in the classroom.
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