The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Ever die for these sins
The Misheard: Never bet 40 cents
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Real Lyric: Closer than my peeps you are to me, baby
The Misheard: Closer than my feet you are to me, baby
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Real Lyric: she's got electric boots, a mohair suit (or something like that!)
The Misheard: She's got electric boobs, you know it's true
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Real Lyric: Return to sender, address unkown.
The Misheard: Return to sender, that dress unknown.
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Real Lyric: She's Livin' La Vida Loca
The Misheard: She's livin' to beat the locusts..... living to beat the locusts.....
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Real Lyric: My Sharona
The Misheard: My Big Boner
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Real Lyric: If it were easy as fishin', you could be a musician.
The Misheard: If it were easy addition, you could be a musician.
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Real Lyric: She had thankless thighs.
The Misheard: She had sag-less thighs.
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Real Lyric: You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille, four hungry children and a crop in the field
The Misheard: You picked a fine time to leave me blue seal
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Real Lyric: Islands in the stream, that is what we are
The Misheard: Items in the street; trash is what we are
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