The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: singing we found love in a local raid
The Misheard: singing we found love in an open grave
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Real Lyric: I'm blue Da ba de da ba di Da ba de da ba di Da ba de da ba di Da ba de da ba di Da ba de da ba di Da ba de da ba di Da ba de da ba di Da ba we da ba di
The Misheard: I'm blue I would beat up a guy, I'm in need of a guy, I would kiss other guys, I'm in need of a die, I would pee up and die, If I would pee I would die, I need Bieber to die.
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Real Lyric: I got a timber
The Misheard: I got a tumour
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Real Lyric: She's got electric boots and a mohair suit
The Misheard: She's got electric boots and a moe hazoo
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Real Lyric: Well I payed my dues.
The Misheard: Well I payed my jews.
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Real Lyric: Mummified my teenage dreams. No there's nothing wrong with me
The Misheard: It's not the "Five Nights Teenage Dream." No there's nothing wrong with me
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Real Lyric: Just like animals.
The Misheard: Just like canibals
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Real Lyric: My heart is damaged
The Misheard: I wanna sandwich
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Real Lyric: I want to hold your hand!
The Misheard: I want to hold your ham!
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Real Lyric: And now my bitter hands Chase beneath the clouds Of what was everything
The Misheard: Oh now my bitter hands Chase beneath the clown Oh wax wax anything
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