The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo, what the hell am I doing here, when I don't belong here
The Misheard: I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo, what the hell am I doing here, when I don't got long hair
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Real Lyric: But it's the rhetoric of failure
The Misheard: But it's the wreck-card in can fail ya. (Yes, I know, makes no sense...but does "Doo doo doo doo, da da da" or "ee-yo, ee-yo, ee-yo-yo"?)
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Real Lyric: I've got my hash pipe
The Misheard: I've got my ass wiped
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Real Lyric: Load up on guns, bring your friends
The Misheard: Little punk kids bring your friends
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Real Lyric: Won't you be my forever woman I'll try to be your forever man Forever man, forever man...
The Misheard: Four-letter man, four-letter man
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Real Lyric: Flowers, cards and candy.
The Misheard: Flows of cotton candy.
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Real Lyric: She wore a raspberry beret
The Misheard: She wore a red spherical dress
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Real Lyric: Cross I bare that you gave to me
The Misheard: "Cross eyed Bear thats hanging me"
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Real Lyric: With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
The Misheard: Without The Shed Its a Lonely View
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Real Lyric: you strut your rasta wear and your suicide poem
The Misheard: your strut your ass around in you suicide porn
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