The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I've got my hash pipe
The Misheard: I've got my ass wiped
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Real Lyric: Load up on guns, bring your friends
The Misheard: Little punk kids bring your friends
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Real Lyric: Won't you be my forever woman I'll try to be your forever man Forever man, forever man...
The Misheard: Four-letter man, four-letter man
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Real Lyric: Flowers, cards and candy.
The Misheard: Flows of cotton candy.
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Real Lyric: She wore a raspberry beret
The Misheard: She wore a red spherical dress
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Real Lyric: Cross I bare that you gave to me
The Misheard: "Cross eyed Bear thats hanging me"
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Real Lyric: With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
The Misheard: Without The Shed Its a Lonely View
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Real Lyric: you strut your rasta wear and your suicide poem
The Misheard: your strut your ass around in you suicide porn
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Real Lyric: She's got a ticket to ride.
The Misheard: She's gotta take a giraffe.
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Real Lyric: Despite all my rage i am still just a rat in a cage
The Misheard: Despite all my age i am still in an imature stage
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