The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: been kissed from a rose on the grey
The Misheard: I've been kissed by a rose on the grave
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Real Lyric: What's my age again
The Misheard: Where's my agin' friend
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Real Lyric: You need to be there when your baby's old enough to relate.
The Misheard: You need to be there when your baby's old enough to be layed.
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Real Lyric: you are the dancing quen young and sweet only seventeen
The Misheard: you are the dancing bean feel the touch of my tangerine
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Real Lyric: Oh What A night Late December back in '63
The Misheard: Oh What A Night 18 pints, the chippy then a fight!
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Real Lyric: A mulato, an albino!
The Misheard: Um, will I go? hell if I know!
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Real Lyric: take 'em out!
The Misheard: drink your mouth!
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Real Lyric: Tied to machines that make me be...
The Misheard: Tied to machines that let me pee...
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Real Lyric: I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo, what the hell am I doing here, when I don't belong here
The Misheard: I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo, what the hell am I doing here, when I don't got long hair
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Real Lyric: But it's the rhetoric of failure
The Misheard: But it's the wreck-card in can fail ya. (Yes, I know, makes no sense...but does "Doo doo doo doo, da da da" or "ee-yo, ee-yo, ee-yo-yo"?)
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