The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Don't speak, I know what your thinking..
The Misheard: Nose bleed! We know that your leaking!
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Real Lyric: i'm not talkin' 'bout moving in
The Misheard: i'm not talkin' bolivian
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Real Lyric: Won't you be my forever woman? I'll try to be your forever man, Try to be your forever man. Forever man, forever man, forever man.
The Misheard: Won't you be my po' lil' (poor little) woman? I'll try to be your po' lil' man, Try to be your po' lil man. little man, little man, little man.
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Real Lyric: big ol' jet airliner, don't carry me too far away...
The Misheard: big ol' Jed in a line-up dont carry me too far away...
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Real Lyric: Just a drop of water
The Misheard: just a cub reporter
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Real Lyric: I don't care too much for money
The Misheard: I don't care to watch my money
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Real Lyric: Oh, Lord, Stuck in old Lodi again.
The Misheard: Oh Lord Stuck in an ol' tire bin
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Real Lyric: Does anyone know where the love of God goes (when the waves turn the minutes to hours?)
The Misheard: Does anyone know where the rubber part goes, (etc.)
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Real Lyric: I wish someone up there would find me
The Misheard: I wish someone would pillow fight me
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Real Lyric: Right about now, the funk soul brother
The Misheard: Right about now, funks your brother
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