The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Oh Lord, I'm stuck in Lodi again
The Misheard: Oh Lord, I'm strokin' the old guy again
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Real Lyric: If everybody had an ocean Across the U.S.A. Then everybody'd be surfin' like Calforni-A
The Misheard: If everybody had a notion Across the U.S.A. Then everybody'd be surfin' like Calforni-A
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Real Lyric: Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone.
The Misheard: Rocket man, burning all the shoes off everyone.
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Real Lyric: Where's your crown, King Nothin?
The Misheard: Where's your crown, Pig Muffin?
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Real Lyric: Momma don't take my Kodachrome, Momma don't take my Kodachrome, Momma don't take my Kodachrome away
The Misheard: Momma don't take my toilet bowl, Momma don't take my toilet bowl, Momma don't take my toilet bowl away
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Real Lyric: Be-ba-ba Bennie and the jets..
The Misheard: Pa-pa-pa penny in the chest...
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Real Lyric: Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
The Misheard: Does the stage roll merry on time
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
The Misheard: Dirty jeans at the jamboree
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Real Lyric: Get back, Loretta!
The Misheard: Get back, you rathog!
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Real Lyric: Load up on guns and bring your friends It's fun to lose and to pretend She's over bored and self assured Oh no, I know a dirty word
The Misheard: Low up on drugs, bring your friends Fritz wants to lose and to pretend shes overboard, self ushered i know, i know a dirty worm
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