The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson Jesus loves you more than you will know (Wo wo wo)
The Misheard: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson Jesus loved you more when you were young (Wo wo wo)
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Real Lyric: We're an American band
The Misheard: We're an American man
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Real Lyric: cheap wine and a three day growth
The Misheard: cheap wine and a three legged goat
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Real Lyric: But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo
The Misheard: But I'm a creep, I'm a window.
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Real Lyric: after the boys of summer have gone
The Misheard: after the poison summer has gone
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Real Lyric: A denial. A denial.
The Misheard: Poke your eye out.
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Real Lyric: Way down to Kokomo To Martinique, that Monserrat mystique
The Misheard: Way down to Kokomo I want, to eat, that mound of rotten steak.
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Real Lyric: Ambition makes you look pretty ugly
The Misheard: This s**t makes you look pretty ugly
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Real Lyric: I'm lookin at my girlfriend, she's passed out on the floor
The Misheard: I'm looking at my girlfriend, she's pissing on the floor
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Real Lyric: The Shareef don't like it, Rock the Casbah, Rock the Casbah
The Misheard: Siamise don't like it, Rocks in the cat box, Rocks in the cat box
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