The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I got one way ticket for a two way trip
The Misheard: I got a one way ticket for a two spray lip
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Real Lyric: Got a long list of ex-lovers
The Misheard: Got a long list of Starbucks lovers
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Real Lyric: They paved paradise and they put up a parking lot
The Misheard: They came in the night and they put up a parking lot
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Real Lyric: Raise a little Hell
The Misheard: Pray for Little Hal
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Real Lyric: Beware the time as it moves along,
The Misheard: Wear the ties as you move a thong
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Real Lyric: Like a million faces I've recognized them all
The Misheard: Like a billion phases I recognize them all
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Real Lyric: When the rain washes you clean, you'll know
The Misheard: When the rain one sheds you clean, you'll know
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Real Lyric: I would dive into canyons to save you
The Misheard: I would dive into Kenyans to save you
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Real Lyric: Last night I dreamed of San Pedro
The Misheard: Last night I dreamed of some bagel
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Real Lyric: Dansa med oss Klappa era hnder Gr som vi gr Ta ngra steg t vnster Lyssna och lr Missa inte chansen Nu r vi hr med Caramelldansen Read more: Caramell - Swedish Caramelldansen Lyrics | MetroLyrics
The Misheard: Dance on your balls Cat f****ing a handbag Yours only yours A walrus tickle dance pad it's no lie Lisa in the crowd said 'Look! Henry had a vagina malfunction!'
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