The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: All my used liquor bottles
The Misheard: All my lint combibles
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Real Lyric: Conquistador, your stallion stands
The Misheard: I just adore your stallion stance
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Real Lyric: Brimful of Asha on the forty-five
The Misheard: A grill full of rashers on at forty-five
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Real Lyric: I wanna die in your arms
The Misheard: I wanna buy you new arms
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Real Lyric: Joshua fought the battle of Jericho
The Misheard: Joshua fit the battle of Cherry Coke
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Real Lyric: Oh bring us some figgy pudding, and bring it right here
The Misheard: Oh bring us some friggin' pudding , and bring it right here!
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Real Lyric: Horny Horns
The Misheard: Horny Horse
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Real Lyric: Can he walk at all, or if he moves will he fall?
The Misheard: Can he walk and talk, or if he moves will he fall?
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Real Lyric: I wanna see you be brave
The Misheard: I wanna see you be burned
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Real Lyric: I've given up (stop!)
The Misheard: Give it up (stop!)
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