The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I wanna stand with you on a mountain
The Misheard: I wanna sandwich, you wanna mountain
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Real Lyric: Wasting away again in Margaritaville, searching for my lost shaker of salt
The Misheard: West and away again in Margaritaville, searching for my lob shiggering song
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Real Lyric: Just like a white winged dove
The Misheard: Just like a ONE winged dove
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Real Lyric: I'm blue, da ba dee, da ba di
The Misheard: I'm blue, I got beat up and died
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Real Lyric: he's the man, the man with the midas touch
The Misheard: he's the man, the man with the spider's touch
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Real Lyric: Constant Craving
The Misheard: Gone Stone Crazy
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Real Lyric: Thrill me to the marrow
The Misheard: Bill me to the Pharaoh
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Real Lyric: Pretty woman, walkin' down the street, pretty woman, The kind I like to meet, pretty woman
The Misheard: Pretty woman, walkin' down the street, pretty woman I kinda like your meat, pretty woman
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Real Lyric: Jesus loves you more than you will know.
The Misheard: She's a slut you more than you will know.
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Real Lyric: slip inside my sleeping bag
The Misheard: supersonic laser man
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