The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm blue (da ba dee da ba daa)
The Misheard: I'm blue (I believe I am bi)
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Real Lyric: Groove is in the heart
The Misheard: Groovers in the house
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Real Lyric: Last Night i dreamt of San Pedro
The Misheard: Last night i slept with some dumb ho
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Real Lyric: Hey darlin' I can remember when you could stop a clock
The Misheard: Hey darlin' I can remeber when you could starve a fly.
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Real Lyric: When I fight authority,authority always wins
The Misheard: I finally found me a dog that always will
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Real Lyric: A lousy candle's all I found.
The Misheard: Some lousy camels all out-bound.
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Real Lyric: If you like pina coladas, getting caught in the rain
The Misheard: If you like peas and bananas, left out in the rain
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Real Lyric: You can't plant me in your penthouse
The Misheard: You can't plant meat in your henhouse
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Real Lyric: I wanna stand with you on a mountain
The Misheard: I wanna sandwich, you wanna mountain
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Real Lyric: Wasting away again in Margaritaville, searching for my lost shaker of salt
The Misheard: West and away again in Margaritaville, searching for my lob shiggering song
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