The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Why don't we get drunk and screw
The Misheard: Why don't we get drunk at school
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Real Lyric: Life in the fast lane, surely make you lose your mind.
The Misheard: Flies in the vaseline, surely make you lose your mind
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Real Lyric: Don't throw your hat in
The Misheard: Don't throw your hand
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Real Lyric: " I'm a running down the road trying to loosen my load"
The Misheard: A gf of mine sang to me in a very sassy way ( and seriously!) "I'm rushing down the road just shooting my load!"
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Real Lyric: Well, that seems fair
The Misheard: Backseat affair
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Real Lyric: The world needs wannabes, The world loves wannabes, lets get some more wannabes...
The Misheard: The world needs one eyed pizza, the world loves one eyed pizza, lets get some more one eyed pizza...
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Real Lyric: I never saw that slow down turn till it was way too late.
The Misheard: I never saw that sad eyed Turk till it was way too late.
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Real Lyric: crawling in my skin
The Misheard: crawling in my s**t
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Real Lyric: Whoomp, there it is
The Misheard: Whoop, mayo-nnaise
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Real Lyric: Constant Craving
The Misheard: I can't stand gravy.
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