The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: There's a business man sitting next to me, making love to his tonic and gin.
The Misheard: There's a business man sitting next to me, making love to his tonic engine.
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Real Lyric: 'Cause I'm feeling like a criminal
The Misheard: Cause I'm feelin' like a cravin' whore
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Real Lyric: my teas gone cold im wonderin why i got out of bed at all
The Misheard: my teas gone cold im wonderin why im out of panadol
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Real Lyric: i dont think your ready for this jelly
The Misheard: i dont think your ready for this Janet (as in jackson)
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Real Lyric: I shot the Sherrif, but I did not shoot the deputy
The Misheard: I shot the sherrif, why didn't I shoot the deputy?
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Real Lyric: waterloo, I was defeated you won the war
The Misheard: waterloo, I was grafitied you won the ball
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Real Lyric: Just play with me and you won't get burned.
The Misheard: Just play with me and your wounded bird.
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Real Lyric: A Mosquito, My Libido, Yay!
The Misheard: I'm a skater in Barbodos, Yay!
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Real Lyric: Bigmouth ladada
The Misheard: Midnight matador
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Real Lyric: I wanna know have you ever seen the rain coming down on a summer's day?
The Misheard: I wanna know have you ever seen the rain coming down the other day?
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