The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Breaking up is never easy I know
The Misheard: Making love is never easy I know
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Real Lyric: I'm the one that jaded you
The Misheard: I don't want a jaded Jew
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Real Lyric: I try to say goodbye, but i choke, Try to walk away but i stumble, Though i try to hide it, it's clear, My world crumbles whaen you are not near
The Misheard: I try to say goodbye, but i choke, Try to walk away but i stumble, Though i try to hide it, it's clear, I love wombles when you are not near!
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Real Lyric: i got my head checked by a jumbo jet
The Misheard: i got my head shaved by a jamochi
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Real Lyric: put on the red light
The Misheard: turn on the radio
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Real Lyric: ...as they shouted out with glee...
The Misheard: ...as they shouted out with me...
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Real Lyric: Gettin' jiggy wit it....
The Misheard: Eatin' chicken wit it....
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Real Lyric: monopoly, twenty one, checkers and chess
The Misheard: not nearly twenty one tractors and chevs
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Real Lyric: I don't think you Ready for this jelly I don't think you Ready for this jelly
The Misheard: I don't think you Ready for spaghetti I don't think you Ready for spaghetti
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Real Lyric: like a fish in the sea
The Misheard: take a piss in the sea
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