The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Music makes the bourgeoisie and the rebels
The Misheard: Music makes the bush-wads sing in the river
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Real Lyric: I can't believe you kissed your car goodnight
The Misheard: I can't believe you kissed your carpet-knife
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Real Lyric: Hike up your skirt a little more and show the world to me
The Misheard: Hike up your skirt little boy and show the world to me
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Real Lyric: and his pockets are full of gold
The Misheard: and his c**k is full grown
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Real Lyric: A big legged woman ain't got no soul
The Misheard: A teen age woman ain't got no soul
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Real Lyric: A mulatto An albino A mosquito My libido
The Misheard: I'm mulatto I'm albino I'm a Skittle I'm libido
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Real Lyric: all the boys think she's a spy
The Misheard: all the boys think she's a spaz
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Real Lyric: So put me on the highway
The Misheard: some p***y on the highway
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Real Lyric: Savin' up the food stamps to burn down the trailer park
The Misheard: Savin' up the food stamps to let out a wicked fart
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Real Lyric: thankless thighs telling me no lies
The Misheard: synthesize tellin' mean 'ol lies.
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