The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm Your Venus. I'm Your Fire,what's your desire.
The Misheard: I'm your Penis. I've your fire that's your desire.
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch,yeah She reaches in and grabs right hold of you
The Misheard: She sees a hat but baby don't touch it. She reaches in and flaps my folio.
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Real Lyric: Can't find a better man
The Misheard: Can't find a pyramid
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Real Lyric: what a man what a man what a mighty good man
The Misheard: what a man what a man what an icecream man
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Real Lyric: Wild dogs cry out in the night As they grow restless, longing for some solitary company
The Misheard: Wild dogs cry out in the night As Negro wrestlers longing for some solitary company
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Real Lyric: You've been hit by a smooth criminal
The Misheard: You've been hit by a smooth bullet tone
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Real Lyric: Or I'll just end up walking, In the cold November rain.
The Misheard: Runners end up walking, in the cold November rain.
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Real Lyric: Two of hearts...two hearts that beat as one...
The Misheard: Two blonde hearts...two hearts that feed asthma
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Real Lyric: living like a lover with a radar phone
The Misheard: living like a lover in a red-rye thong
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Real Lyric: I don't think you're ready for this jelly ,I dont think you're ready for this jelly , I dont think you're ready for this cause' my body is to bootylicious for you babe
The Misheard: I don't think you're ready for this belly, I don't think you'e ready cause' it's smelly I don't think you're ready cause my butt is to bootylicious for my age
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