The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm blue da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di da ba dee da ba di...
The Misheard: I'm blue If I would pee, I would die If I would pee, I would die If I would pee, I would die
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Real Lyric: Someday, maybe Fred will win the fight... and that cat will stay out for the night.
The Misheard: Someday, they be grecko in a fight, then that's half the mayo for the night.
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Real Lyric: crawling in my skin these wounds they will not heal
The Misheard: crawling in my skin these words they will not eat us
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Real Lyric: there's a skeleton chokin on a crust of bread
The Misheard: There is a skeleton choking on a cross bow blade
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Real Lyric: I wanna get physical, physical, let's get into animal. Let me hear your body talk.
The Misheard: I wanna get physical, physical, let's go down, clean the wall. Let me use your Pine-sol.
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Real Lyric: I bless the rains down in Africa
The Misheard: I defecated in Africa
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Real Lyric: all around me people looking half dead walking on the sidewalk hotter than a matchhead
The Misheard: all around me people licking old bread pissing on the sidewalk lighting up a matchstick
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Real Lyric: Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow.
The Misheard: Everybody needs a prism for a pillow.
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Real Lyric: Smooth Operator
The Misheard: Ooh - Boparetta
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Real Lyric: I wanna come over, to hell with the consequence
The Misheard: I wanna come over, to hell with your constant threats
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