The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Rock the Casbah, Rock the Casbah!
The Misheard: F*ck the gas pump, F*ck the gas pump!
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Real Lyric: Girl, you have no faith in medicine.
The Misheard: Girl, you have no place in medicine.
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Real Lyric: Down on the corner, Out in the street Wallie and the Poor Boys are playing bring your nickles tap your feet
The Misheard: Down On the corner, howdy in the street, And the Po-Po and the band singin hip-hop can't be beat
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Real Lyric: Shameless, I don't have the power now - I don't want it anyhow
The Misheard: Shameless, I'm not wearing a garder belt it don't fit me anyhow
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Real Lyric: Can't find a better man
The Misheard: Can't find Amphetamines
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Real Lyric: A cheap f**k for me to lay
The Misheard: Archie fought for me to lay
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Real Lyric: Play that funky music, white boy.
The Misheard: Play that f***ing music, white boy.
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Real Lyric: I tell you to enjoy life, I wish I could but itīs too late.
The Misheard: I tell you to end your life, I wish I could but itīs too late.
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Real Lyric: It's the good advice that you just didn't take.
The Misheard: It's the girly boys that you just didn't date.
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Real Lyric: Cheap wine and a three day growth.
The Misheard: Cheap wine and three gay goats.
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