The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: warden threw a party at the countyjail , (????sirens wail???????)
The Misheard: went to a party at the county jail, caught my bollocks on a rusty nail
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Real Lyric: Underneath your clothes, there's an endless story
The Misheard: Underneath your nose, there's a big fat bogey
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Real Lyric: O Tannenbaum O tannenbaum
The Misheard: O cannonball O cannonball
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Real Lyric: eyes without a face
The Misheard: hows about a date
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Real Lyric: I felt the hate rise up in me, Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves, I wander out where you can't see, Inside my shell I wait and bleed
The Misheard: I felt the hate rise up in me, Kneel down and ask Jeeves, I wonder just why I can't see, Inside my shell I wait and sneeze
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Real Lyric: I'll see you in Heaven if you make the list.
The Misheard: I'll see you in Heaven if you make the bus.
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Real Lyric: Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
The Misheard: Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like an empress above the Serengeti
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Real Lyric: Can you help me, thought you were my friend
The Misheard: can you help me, something for my brain
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Real Lyric: brim full of asha on the 45
The Misheard: grim poodle basher on the 45
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Real Lyric: Let the Bible Belt come down and save my soul
The Misheard: Let the Taco Bell come down and save my soul
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