The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a duece another runner in the night
The Misheard: Wrapped up like a douche another runner in the night
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Real Lyric: I can tell you my love for you will still be strong, After the boys of summer are gone
The Misheard: I can tell you my liver will still be strong, After the poisonous summer is gone.
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Real Lyric: Soy un perdido
The Misheard: So I'm walking the dog...
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Real Lyric: He called her over
The Misheard: He called her Rover
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Real Lyric: Rocket Man, burning down his fuse up here alone
The Misheard: Rocket Man, burning down his fuscia pheremone.
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Real Lyric: You must understand that the touch of your hand makes my pulse react.
The Misheard: You must understand that the touch of your hand makes my poultry eyes.
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night
The Misheard: Revved up like a juicer on the river in the night
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Real Lyric: You're a candle in the window On a cold, dark winter's night
The Misheard: You're a candle in the window on a corndog winners night
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Real Lyric: Zoot suit riot Throwin' back a bottle of beer
The Misheard: Zoot suit Ryan Throwing down a bottle of beer
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Real Lyric: Meditate in my direction Feel your way
The Misheard: m********e my erection Feel your way
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