The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I blew out my flip flop Stepped on a pop top
The Misheard: I blew out my flip flop Stepped on a pot pipe
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Real Lyric: Tangled up in blue
The Misheard: Tiger lovin' blue
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Real Lyric: She's an empty canvas
The Misheard: She's so empty handed
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Real Lyric: LAY ME DOWN IN SHEETS OF LINEN
The Misheard: LAY ME DOWN IN THE STREETS OF LEMON
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Real Lyric: With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat
The Misheard: With a puffle up to here and her fifty-cent hair or With her purple underwear up her fifty-cent crack
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Real Lyric: glorified version of a pellet gun
The Misheard: glorified virgin with a pelican. alternately, glorified version of a pelican.
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Real Lyric: Another one bites the dust
The Misheard: Another one rides the bus
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Real Lyric: All the girls at the party Look at that body shaking that thing like i never did see.
The Misheard: Oh my god its a bunny. Look at that bunny. Shaking that tail. Like i never did see.
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Real Lyric: Sunday morning, go for a ride . . .
The Misheard: Sunday morning's gophers arrive . . .
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Real Lyric: I had to fall to lift it all
The Misheard: I had to fart to lift it all
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