The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Oh, I laid my cards on the table!
The Misheard: Oh, I drove my car on the table!
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Real Lyric: "I will be your father figure"
The Misheard: "I will be your bottle baby"
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Real Lyric: Oh Canada, on guard we stand for thee.
The Misheard: Oh Canada, on God we stand for thee.
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Real Lyric: You had to be a big shot, didn't ya?
The Misheard: You had to be a big shot, big s**t.
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Real Lyric: Im Blue ,da ba dee da ba daa
The Misheard: Im blue if i was was green i would die
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Real Lyric: the bad moons on the rise
The Misheard: yeeah the bathrooms on the right
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Real Lyric: Thunderbolt of lightning, very very frightening me!
The Misheard: Lots and lots of lightning, very very frightning cheese!
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Real Lyric: I try to say goodbye and I choke
The Misheard: I tried to smoke some weed and I choked
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Real Lyric: Ive got chills theyre multiplyin'
The Misheard: I've got chills There go the pliers
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Real Lyric: The shoes on my feet I bought em The house I live in I bought it
The Misheard: The shoes on my feet Alf Garnett The house I live in Alf Garnett
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