The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Old pirates, yes, they rob I. Sold I to the merchant ships.
The Misheard: Old Pirates, yesterdays Rabbi Sold out to the merchant ships
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Real Lyric: Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis
The Misheard: Hey Andy are you a good friend of Elvis
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Real Lyric: Return to Sender, no such zone.
The Misheard: Return to Sender, no such soul.
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Real Lyric: I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck
The Misheard: I was a lonely teenage drunken f*ck
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Real Lyric: Smoooooooooke on the water, And fire in the sky.
The Misheard: Smoooooooooke on the water, The fire engine guy.
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Real Lyric: No dark sarcasms in the classroom
The Misheard: No dogs or chasms in the classroom
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Real Lyric: Dreams can come true look at me babe i'm with you
The Misheard: Dreams can come true look here baby ya biddy boo
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Real Lyric: Rollercoaster, of love...
The Misheard: Vertical Step, of love
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna shoot my woman I caught her messing around with another man
The Misheard: I'm gonna shoot my woman I'm gonna mess around with another man
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Real Lyric: Hey Jude, dont make it right
The Misheard: Hey Dude, don't make me fight
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