The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Keep on with the force (don't stop)
The Misheard: Keep on till the post goes out
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Real Lyric: Lookin back on where we first met I cannot escape it i cannot forget.....
The Misheard: Lookin back on where we first met, I was constipated i cannot forget...
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Real Lyric: paperback writer
The Misheard: paper bag lighter
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Real Lyric: big ol' jet airliner...
The Misheard: big ol' Janet and Lino..
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Real Lyric: We spend most our lives living in a gangsters paradise
The Misheard: We spend most our lives living in a jesters paradise
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Real Lyric: "I'm like a bird, I wanna fly away"
The Misheard: Hung like a bird, why cant I fly away?
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Real Lyric: Aint nothing but a heartache Aint nothing but a mistake tell me why
The Misheard: Aint nothing but an arse ache Aint nothing but a piss take tell me why
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Real Lyric: poetry in motion
The Misheard: power tree in motion
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Real Lyric: As I recall it ended much too soon
The Misheard: I will call my engine my choo choo
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Real Lyric: searching for my long lost shaker of salt
The Misheard: searching for my oblong shaker of salt
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