The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And reach out for her healin' hands Reach out for her healin' hands There's a light, where the darkness ends Touch me now and let me see again Rock me now in your gentle healin' hands
The Misheard: Reach out for the healin' hands Reach out for the healin' hands Never liked when the doctor said, "Touch me now, and let me see again." Doctor, now! With your dentin' healin' hands.
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Real Lyric: Shock shock me
The Misheard: Jaques Jaques Lee
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Real Lyric: Open the door, get on the floor. Everybody walk the dinosaur.
The Misheard: Walkin' the dog, get on the floor. Everybody walk the dinosaur.
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Real Lyric: It's only right that you should play the way you feel it, but listen carefully to the sound of your loneliness
The Misheard: I'm only white that you survive but listen carefree but listen happily to the sound of your loneliness.Run run only happens when it's raining
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Real Lyric: I go to Rio De Janeiro
The Misheard: I go to Rio, there's an arrow
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Real Lyric: She wears her makeup like wax
The Misheard: She wears an acre of wax
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Real Lyric: Have a drink on me
The Misheard: Have a dream on me
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Real Lyric: I seen the future, but I never got nothing in my hand Except a microphone, big dreams and a plan
The Misheard: I seen the future, but I never got nothing in my hand Except my homophobic dreams and a pan.
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Real Lyric: Did you ever have a dream or two where the hero is a guy named you
The Misheard: did you ever have a dream or two where the hero is a cunning Jew
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Real Lyric: Did my time, took my chances
The Misheard: Donald Duck took my chances
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