The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Twenty five years old My mother god rest her soul
The Misheard: twenty five years old My mother got arrested so
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Real Lyric: Pretty woman - walking down the street
The Misheard: Pretty Woman - oh I love your feet
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Real Lyric: We were both caught making love on the bathroom floor...
The Misheard: We were both butt-naked, love in the bathroom store...
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Real Lyric: and you can suck it up
The Misheard: and you can suck a duck
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Real Lyric: Kyrie eleison down the road that I must travel
The Misheard: Dad has been known to sing at the top of his lungs "Kerry? He lays down on the road beneath the candle"
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Real Lyric: I'm a long gone daddy in the USA
The Misheard: I'm a long-dong daddy in the USA
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Real Lyric: solid as a rock!
The Misheard: saully has a dog!
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Real Lyric: well I just got into town about an hour ago
The Misheard: well I dicked a little dike about an hour ago
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Real Lyric: 'Scuse me, while I kiss the sky
The Misheard: 'Scuse me, while I catch this fly
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Real Lyric: Dont go Chasing waterfalls
The Misheard: dont go making phony calls
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