The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Life in the fast lane....it'll surely make you lose your mind.
The Misheard: Flies in the Vaseline....it'll surely make you lose your mind.
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Real Lyric: Condition grounded, but determined to try
The Misheard: Permission granted and determined to try
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Real Lyric: Grazing in the grass is a gas, baby can you dig it?
The Misheard: Grazing in the grass roots of gas, baby can you dig it?
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Real Lyric: Dirty Diana
The Misheard: Kurt fish banana
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Real Lyric: Open up your fruit cage
The Misheard: I will be your fruit cake
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Real Lyric: I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth
The Misheard: I was born with a plastic screw-in eyebrow
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Real Lyric: I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth
The Misheard: I was born with a plastic screw-in eyebrow
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Real Lyric: There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do...
The Misheard: There's nothing that a hundred men en masse could ever do...
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Real Lyric: It was like shooting a sitting duck A little smalltalk, a smile and baby I was stuck
The Misheard: It was like shooting a sitting duck A little smalltalk, a smile and baby I was f**ked
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Real Lyric: We're caught in a trap...
The Misheard: We're call him the tramp
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