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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: The Friends Of Distinction

    Song: Grazin' In The Grass

    Real Lyric: Grazing in the grass is a gas, baby can you dig it?

    The Misheard: Grazing in the grass roots of gas, baby can you dig it?

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Dirty Diana

    Real Lyric: Dirty Diana

    The Misheard: Kurt fish banana

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    Artist: Peter Gabriel

    Song: Sledgehammer

    Real Lyric: Open up your fruit cage

    The Misheard: I will be your fruit cake

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    Artist: The Who

    Song: Substitute

    Real Lyric: I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth

    The Misheard: I was born with a plastic screw-in eyebrow

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    Artist: The Who

    Song: Substitute

    Real Lyric: I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth

    The Misheard: I was born with a plastic screw-in eyebrow

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    Artist: Toto

    Song: Africa

    Real Lyric: There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do...

    The Misheard: There's nothing that a hundred men en masse could ever do...

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    Artist: Abba

    Song: Lay All Your Love On Me

    Real Lyric: It was like shooting a sitting duck A little smalltalk, a smile and baby I was stuck

    The Misheard: It was like shooting a sitting duck A little smalltalk, a smile and baby I was f**ked

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    Artist: Elvis Presley

    Song: Suspicious Minds

    Real Lyric: We're caught in a trap...

    The Misheard: We're call him the tramp

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    Artist: Jim Croce

    Song: Bad Bad Leroy Brown

    Real Lyric: Badder than Old King Kong

    The Misheard: Badder than a whooping cough

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough

    Real Lyric: Keep on with the force don't stop Don't stop 'til you get enough

    The Misheard: Keep up to the four star strut Don't stop til you get it up!

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