The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: a mosquito, my libido
The Misheard: a mosquito, not a beetle
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Real Lyric: I say good bye and I choke, try to walk away and I stumble, though I try to hide it, its clear my whole world crumbles when you are not here
The Misheard: I say good bye and I choke, try to walk away and I stumble, though I try to hide it, its clear I'd walk hot coals when you're not here
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Real Lyric: you see I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
The Misheard: you see I've been through the desert on a horse with Joe Namath
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Real Lyric: you see I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
The Misheard: you see I've been through the desert on a horse with Joe Namath
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Real Lyric: You live with apes, man, it's hard to keep clean.
The Misheard: Your lemonade stand is hard to keep clean.
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Real Lyric: Though I try to fight it, it's clear. My world crumbles when you are not near.
The Misheard: Though I try to fight it, it's clear. I wear goggles when you are not near.
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Real Lyric: Oh yeah life goes on Long after the thrill of livin is gone
The Misheard: Oh yeah life goes on Long after the threat of livin is gone AND SOMEONE "CORRECTED" ME: Oh yeah life goes on Long after the thread of livin is gone
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Real Lyric: C'mon can we get this party started?
The Misheard: Come in can we get this potty stated?
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Real Lyric: Though I try to hide it, it's clear, my world crumbles when you are not near
The Misheard: I try to hide it, it's clear, I can't find where you are moutaineer
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Real Lyric: business men come drink my wine, plow men dig my earth
The Misheard: business man come drink my wine, come and take my herb
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