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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Nirvana

    Song: Smells Like Teen Spirit

    Real Lyric: Here we are now; entertain us.

    The Misheard: I spent my lifetime sick; I'm contagious.

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    Artist: Abba

    Song: Dancing Queen

    Real Lyric: Someone has listed with the wrong verse. Please correct. Your site has the real lyrics down as: The real lyrics were: Dancing Queen young and sweet only seventeen But I misheard them as: Dancing Queen eat a bean off the tambourine The real lyrics ARE: Dancing Queen Feel the beat of the Tambourine

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    Artist: Eric Clapton

    Song: Cocaine

    Real Lyric: She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie cocaine.

    The Misheard: She don't like, she don't like, She don't like, cooking...

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    Artist: Cranberries

    Song: Zombie

    Real Lyric: Zombie, Zombie, Zombie

    The Misheard: Someday, Someday, Someday

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    Artist: Natalie Imbruglia

    Song: Torn

    Real Lyric: I'm all outta faith

    The Misheard: I'm a lettuce face

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    Artist: Pat Benatar

    Song: Hit Me With Your Best Shot

    Real Lyric: Hit me with your best shot.

    The Misheard: Hit me with affection.

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    Artist: Shakira

    Song: Whenever Wherever

    Real Lyric: I'll be there and you'll be near And that's the deal my dear

    The Misheard: I'll be there and you'll be near And that's a dim idea

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    Artist: Sarah McLachlan

    Song: Building A Mystery

    Real Lyric: You strut your rasta wead and your suicide poem

    The Misheard: You stretch your ass to wear that suicide pose

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    Artist: System Of A Down

    Song: Chop Suey

    Real Lyric: Wake up. Grab a brush and put a little makeup. Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup

    The Misheard: Wake up Grandma put on a little bit of make up Hid the scarf and fade way the shake up"

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    Artist: George Harrison

    Song: All Those Years Ago

    Real Lyric: All those years ago...

    The Misheard: Ooohh, she's a girl...

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