The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: What's the frequency, Kenneth?" is your Benzedrine, uh-huh
The Misheard: What's the frequency, Kenneth?" is your balls itchy, uh-huh
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Real Lyric: "You can't hide you're lyin eyes, and your smile is a thin disquise"
The Misheard: "You can't hide you're lyin eye, and your smile is a blatant disquise"
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Real Lyric: You're the one that I want
The Misheard: You're the wholla the whoop
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Real Lyric: Pretty woman, walking down the street Pretty woman, the kind I'd like to meet
The Misheard: Pretty woman, walking down the street Pretty woman, without enough to eat
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Real Lyric: Semi charmed life
The Misheard: Simpson conned a knife.
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Real Lyric: These five words in my head scream "Are we havin fun yet?"
The Misheard: These five words in my head scream "out the oven yet!"
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Real Lyric: Little red corvette
The Misheard: baby, come back
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Real Lyric: sherrif and his buddies with samurai swords
The Misheard: pee on king tut with samurai whores
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Real Lyric: Jimmy crack corn and I don't care.
The Misheard: Kiddy crack porn and I don't care
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Real Lyric: Hike up your skirt a little more.
The Misheard: Hike up your skirt, little boy.
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