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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Rolling Stones

    Song: Get Off Of My Cloud

    Real Lyric: don't hang 'round, cause two's a crowd

    The Misheard: don't hang 'round, fall to the ground

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    Artist: Carly Simon

    Song: You're So Vain

    Real Lyric: I had dreams that there were clouds in my coffee...

    The Misheard: I had dreams there were clowns drowning in my coffee...

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    Artist: Elvis Presley

    Song: Suspicious Minds

    Real Lyric: Suspicious Minds

    The Misheard: Suspicious thighs

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    Artist: Billy Ocean

    Song: Caribbean Queen

    Real Lyric: Caribbean Queen, now were sharing the same dream,

    The Misheard: Caribbean Queen, now were sharing disentry,

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    Artist: Fear Factory

    Song: Linchpin

    Real Lyric: Cant take me apart

    The Misheard: Got DVD porn

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    Artist: Madonna

    Song: Material Girl

    Real Lyric: I am a material girl.

    The Misheard: I am a cheerio girl.

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    Artist: Usher

    Song: U Got It Bad

    Real Lyric: you got it bad when you're on the phone hang up and you call right back

    The Misheard: you got a bat when your only friend hangs up and you call right back

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    Artist: Hanson

    Song: MMMBop

    Real Lyric: and they go so fast

    The Misheard: and they go on slimfast

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    Artist: The Beach Boys

    Song: Help Me, Rhonda

    Real Lyric: Well since she put me down I've been out doin' in my head..

    The Misheard: Well since she put me down I've been doing it by hand...

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    Artist: Britney Spears

    Song: Baby One More Time

    Real Lyric: Hit me baby one more time.

    The Misheard: Hit my baby back behind.

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