The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt
The Misheard: Searchin' for my lost chigger and saw
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Real Lyric: No dark sarcasm in the classroom
The Misheard: No Death Star Chasm in the classroom
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Real Lyric: Whit the birds I'll share this lonely view.
The Misheard: Whit the blood of Cher it's a lonely view.
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Real Lyric: You strut your rasta wear and your suicide poem
The Misheard: You stretch your ass to wear a suicide bomb
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Real Lyric: If you like Pina Coladas, and gettin' caught in the rain"
The Misheard: If you like Green Enchiladas, and gettin' caught in the rain"
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Real Lyric: These men don't want no hot female to spin around the block...female, you nasty girl.
The Misheard: These men don't want just that female, whos been around these black females.. you nasty girl.
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Real Lyric: DJ, jam tonight
The Misheard: Gee Jay gemini
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Real Lyric: You're shaking my confidence daily
The Misheard: You're shaking my carpet, and staying
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Real Lyric: Come on baby tainted love
The Misheard: Come on baby painted love
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Real Lyric: knowing my fate is to be with you
The Misheard: knowing my babies should be with you
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