The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm Blue, Da ba dee da ba die, da ba dee da ba die, da ba dee da ba die.
The Misheard: I'm Blue, I'm in need of a guy, I'm in need of a guy, I'm in need of a guy
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Real Lyric: Making love to his ego
The Misheard: Making love to a seagull
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Real Lyric: And what the hell is on Joey's head
The Misheard: Is that what Bon Jovi said
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Real Lyric: I got my head checked by a jumbo jet
The Misheard: I got my head shaved by agent mo jay
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Real Lyric: She wears sad jeans...
The Misheard: She wears sardines...
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Real Lyric: I've felt the hate rise up in me. Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves. I wander over where you can't see. Inside my shell, I wait and bleed.
The Misheard: I felt the air rise up in me Kneel down and clear the stone unleased I wonder all where you can see Inside Michelle I wait and bleed.
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Real Lyric: The new blood joins this earth, and quickly hes subdued
The Misheard: The new boy joins the herd, a quickly haste of doom
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Real Lyric: Are you lonesome tonight?
The Misheard: Are you loathsome tonight?
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Real Lyric: What a man what a man, what a mighty good man
The Misheard: What a man what a man what a hanukah man
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Real Lyric: Hey, where did we go, days when the rains came?
The Misheard: Hey Rodrigo, girls he's got mad game
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